2013 NBA Draft food grades

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By Andy Barks We break down the 2013 NBA Draft, S&F-style. THE CELERY STICK — Nerlens Noel Forward/Center – Kentucky 6’10”, 230 – Freshman – Everett, Mass. Drafted by the New Orleans Pelicans at No. 6. The cricticisms of Noel come as easily as those of his veggie kin. He’s raw. He’s awkward and fragile. [...]

The NBA Draft Menu: The Soybean, Scrapple and More

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By Andy Barks We present our annual look at the NBA Draft. In S&F style, of course — analogies a la carte. THE SOYBEAN Chandler Parsons — Forward — Florida 6’10”, 220 — Senior — Casselberry, Fla. Cheap, interchangeable and chock-full of protein, the soybean is the culinary world’s answer to the monkey wrench. Whether [...]